Bachelor/Bachelorette Party Leftovers

Saturday, 25 June 2011 19:51 | Written by Medisinn |

Here's a short list of random things leftover from a recent conjoined fetus bachelor and bachelorette party, that's all. Nothing interesting.

1 Blender(borrowed)

1 "I Fuck Sheep" sticker for putting on someone's back when they're not paying attention(or car bumper)

1 Liter of Diet Coke

1 Mixing Bowl with leftover Dick Cake Cream Filling

1 Slightly Used Boob Tube Beer Bong

1.3 Cigars

1/10 Bottle of Daiquiri Mix

1/2 Eaten Teriyaki Meat Stick

14 Cigarette Butts on my fucking porch

16 Shitty-Titty Cupcakes

3 1/3 Dick Cakes

5 Pieces of Pizza

6 Well-Used Dick Straws

8 Cans of gross-ass Keystone Light

1 Can of Whipped Cream

1 Unused Dicky Hairband

1 Unused Glow in the Dark Mega Dick Straw

1 Giant Freakin' Mess to clean up

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What a fun and exciting night. I may have to expedite my search for a female-order bride so I can have one of these. I was leaning towards a Russian one, but really any nation who exports women with no knowledge of the English language that secretly turn out to be princesses belonging to retardedly wealthy families will work.